Sympathy for the devil

My attempt at compassion (Really.  I don't think I've quite got
the hang of it.)

He's a drunk.  His daddy doesn't love him and his mom is a gorgon.  
He's a coward who failed repeatedly in school and business, and only wanted
to be Baseball Commissioner.  He hates us for our freedom.

Don't hate him back, and really make him mad.

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And why is Karl Rove, Pillsbury doughboy from Hell, so allfired eager
to define marriage for everyone else?

Does that guy even date?